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Your Fullmetal Alchemist life! by Deathdesu
Your name?
Your age?
Were you an alchemist?	Yes! ^_^
Your rank was:	Sergeant (Gunsou)
You tended to:	Speak cryptically.
You made friends with:	Alex Louis Armstrong
You were almost killed by:	Attempting Human Transmutation
And in the end:	You tackleglomped the entire cast.
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Your Fullmetal Alchemist life! by Deathdesu
Your name?
Your age?
Were you an alchemist?	Yes! ^_^
Your rank was:	First Lieutenant (Chuui)
You tended to:	Threaten people.
You made friends with:	Alphonse Elric
You were almost killed by:	Slicer
And in the end:	You saved the day!
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Your Fullmetal Alchemist life! by Deathdesu
Your name?
Your age?
Were you an alchemist?	Nope. o_O
Your rank was:	General (Daishou)
You tended to:	Get harrassed by Mustang.
You made friends with:	Maes Hughes
You were almost killed by:	Wrath
And in the end:	You woke up. It was a dream. Cop-out!
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Your Fullmetal Alchemist life! by Deathdesu
Your name?
Your age?
Were you an alchemist?	Nope. o_O
Your rank was:	Brigadier-General (Junshou)
You tended to:	Get into places you weren't supposed to be.
You made friends with:	Sciezska
You were almost killed by:	Gluttony
And in the end:	You created the Philosopher's Stone! Go you!
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This has got to be the most ridiculous one I've seen. I'm not an alchemist, but I created the stone? What did I do? Sacrifice myself?!