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WOOHOO! I AM ECSTATIC! HAPPY! KUAI LE!! ELATED! OVERJOYED!! Why? I shan't tell! But I am reall really happy!! I am not a gutless chicken anymore!! YEAH!!!

Damn, J-Lo! You are...
84%


dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a man (or woman.) Not only do you know how to turn a guy's (or girl's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."


Taken from The Spark.

RIIGGGHHT. 84%.*rolls eyes*

Hello, Romeo/Romea! You scored a...
71%


Love hurts, don't it? You're in pure love— the kind with sonnets and hovering cherubs— and you ache like an old man's back for your crush. The superficial things that other people care about— money, looks, body odor— don't hold much water with you. You wouldn't care if your dreamboat were the Exxon Valdez, so don't be surprised if you ever fall in love with an oily barge. Respect the twinkie, but don't ignore its needs.

Perhaps I have been reading too much into Twelfth Night. Perhaps not.

Oh yeah. This is an interesting fact for you Chinese people out there. Do you know why we burn incense when we pray? That's because it acts as a connector to our ancestors while we talk to them and stuff. And, how do we know if our ancestors has been around? If you offer food to them, after the offering, the food will taste different. As in, it'll lose its taste. O_O Shocking yeah? I always thought it was because of the smoke and dust.

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