FUCK YOU BITCH

[spiderpig]

AND GUESS WHO THE AWARD FOR BEST MOTHER GOES OUT TO?

OF COURSE MY MUM.

I'M TYPING THIS WITH 9 FINGERS BECAUSE MY RIGHT THUMB IS SCALDED BY BOILING HOT WATER. I WAS POURING THE WATER INTO MY CUP NOODLES WHEN I CARELESSLY POURED SOME ONTO MY FINGER. ENOUGH FOR ME TO DROP THE WHOLE CUP AND SPILL EVERYTHING TO THE FLOOR.

YES I KNOW ITS MY OWN FAULT.

BUT IF YOUR KID HAD A SCALDED FINGER, WOULD YOU BE MORE CONCERNED BY THE FUCKING FLOOR?

'MUM, I HAVE A BURNT FINGER.' I SAID, HOPING THAT SHE'D TELL ME WHETHER TO PUT ANTISEPTIC ON MY FINGER OR WHAT NOT.

BUT NOOO. INSTEAD SHE GOES, 'CLEAN UP THE MESS ON THE FLOOR.'

WOAH THANK YOU FOR BEING SO SUPER SENSITIVE HERE.

FUCK YOU MAN. FUCK YOU.

I BET SHE'LL TELL ME TO CLEAN UP THE BLOOD WHEN I CUT OFF ALL MY FINGERS.