screw you, mum

[spiderpig]

SCREW YOU MUM.

She's back after a 2 day sojourn in Malaysia (fucking business trip) and now's hollering around about the state the house is in.

WELL WHO ASKED YOU TO LEAVE FOR YOUR STUPID TRIP THEN?

Wargh. And then she said, oh so politely, laced with bitterness, "Can I give you a comment?"

"...what mum?"

"Improve on your folding."

WELL GOOD DAY TO YOU TOO MADAM. THANK YOU FOR JUST NOT APPRECIATING ME FOLDING THE CLOTHES WHEN I COULD HAVE BEEN A SELFISH DAUGHTER AND NOT DONE IT.

THANK YOU.

She's shouting at the whole house. I hate her at teh moment. And I agree with my grandmother. She's not going to last a month without a maid.

RARR. I AM ANGRY. I DON'T THINK I CAN ENJOY MY PIZZA DINNER LATER.

EDIT:

Haha. I went out to collect the pizza? And my mum was all, "Go wash your feet, how can you walk out without slippers?"

... "How can you live without a brain?"

HAHAHAHAHA. OMG. I haven't done that for such a long time. Insulting my mum, I mean.

EDITEDIT:

wtf.wtf.wtf. my five dollar Darth Vader keychain is GONE. because SHE IRRESPONSIBLY LOST IT.

woah thank you mum. thank you.

EDIT^3 @ 11:24pm -

wahlaubbl2hrsarh.