Smells Like Funk.

[spiderpig]

Stolen from phrotus.


[[basic surveying questions]]
.. name: Alicia
.. birthday: 30 Nov 1988
.. color of eyes: Brown. I heard from somewhere that there's "no such thing as black eyes". So there. >.>
.. color of hair: Black.
.. color of heart: Deep Red.
.. height: 5'
.. do you like yourself?: Woweeee.. I <3 myself muchly!

[[if you HAD to choose, you'd say...]]
\\ punk rock or hardcore metal: Punk rock
\\ long crispy hair or soft short hair: Soft... Soft.
\\ cool moronic or smart loser: ...Cool Moronic? What's that? I'll pick smart loser then.
\\ be a lesbian or be a gay dude: GAY DUDE.
\\ a puppy or a kitten: >.> ..... <.< Kitty.
\\ a broom or vaccumm: Broom. I'm old-fashioned.
\\ hot chocolate or cold soda: Hot chocolate.
\\ stripper or naturist: Erm. Naturalist.
\\ rap or r&b: R&B then.
\\ famous and hated or poor and loved: Like what Silla said. If I'm loved, I wouldn't be poor. Not much, anyway.
\\ cold dark night or warm sunny morning: Depends on the situation. Cold dark night.
\\ grey or gray: British English has hammered into me spellings like "favourite" and "colours". So, it must me grey.
\\ chicken or the egg: Who are you kidding? Chicken!
\\ real or fake: Real.
\\ 20 dollars or 50 dollars?: ... 50.

[[what comes to mind when you hear...]]
// chicken: BIRD FLU.
// bible: Jesus
// camera: lomo
// computer: disc
// survey: quizilla
// xanga: xanga bo banga
// livejournal: free!
// heartburn: ouch
// ball: soccer
// flat: tua ne bu. (Hokkien for big chested woman. XD I think in opposites!)
// spanish: flamenco!

[[random questions...]]
++ do you scratch yourself in public: Yes.
++ do you like being pregnant: Yes. I love the morning sickness that comes along with it.
++ if you had 5 kids, what would be their names: Minnie, Mickey, Goofy, Donald and Pluto
++ what if i spelled "come" like "cum" your reaction...: >O to >D
++ could this survey be any dumber?: "Dumb and Dumber".
++ what if you were raped at age 6: I'd either be dead now, or a whore. >P
++ what if you had a pop tart: I'd eat it.
++ what if you sniffed a used pad: That's just wrong! I'd be MAD.
++ what if you licked a wet armpit: It wouldn't be yours, for sure.

[[what do you think about...]]
!! the backside boys: I used to like them, if you're referring to the backstreet boys. >O
!! the spice girls: Shake it to the right...
!! the macarena: Two old men.
!! lambchop singalongs: ....I vaguely remember her.
!! the name May: Its okay. Unless your last name is "Liao", which would make your full name "May Liao". Translated from Mandarin, that would be "No more." XDXD
!! junk food: Yummy.
!! teenage obesity: I have nothing to think about it.
!! flat soda: Then it wouldn't be soda anymore, would it? D:
!! trauma and bad memories: I'm King of The Castle by Susan Hill
!! bad girlfriends: I'd rather not say. >.>
!! aliens invading earth: *drumroll*

[[come on...almost done now...]]
-- do you want this to end?: Well...
-- will you comment my blog for leaving this journal?: Erm? Yes?
-- will you marry me?: <3<3<3
-- will i stop now: I don't see anymore questions below.

You're The Guns of August!

by Barbara Tuchman

Though you're interested in war, what you really want to know is what
causes war. You're out to expose imperialism, militarism, and nationalism for what they
really are. Nevertheless, you're always living in the past and have a hard time dealing
with what's going on today. You're also far more focused on Europe than anywhere else in
the world. A fitting motto for you might be "Guns do kill, but so can
diplomats."


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