omfgzombies
Jun. 14th, 2007 06:43 pmI never thought it'd hit here of all places. I mean, we're nice and away from the zombie infested areas of the other hemisphere - Singapore's kinda of awesome to be zombie-free but
WTF I WAS ON THE MRT TODAY AND SOME GUY ACTUALLY STARTED CHEWING ON ANOTHER GUY'S HEAD.
And at first, I thought it was some kind of kinky thing? Or some kind of joke? Then I realized that that smell was coming from the chewer guy's totally rotting leg and arm. The guy getting chewed on was spasming and foaming at the mouth and everyone just stared. Dude. This is the start of an infestation. Immediately some random lady (I think the chewed on guy's girlfriend) whacked the chewer zombie with her handbag and went, "EH WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM LAH" and the chewerzombie looked up and just went,
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAhhhh."
Fuck.
So I've just got home, screw the new nintendo ds lite I got, I quickly told my parents to lock the gate and we're bariccading the doors now and making sure we've got enough food to last for at least a couple of weeks - instant ramen is good - my dad's gone out to the supermarket to grab somemore stuff
and wtf the new just broadcasted about the zombie outbreak that's hitting the East (they infiltrated Changi Airport) and it's working its way to the other parts of singapore.
SINGAPOREAN ZOMBIES WTF LAH.
NO TIME TO UPDATE I NEED TO FORTIFY THE PLACE.
update later.
WTF I WAS ON THE MRT TODAY AND SOME GUY ACTUALLY STARTED CHEWING ON ANOTHER GUY'S HEAD.
And at first, I thought it was some kind of kinky thing? Or some kind of joke? Then I realized that that smell was coming from the chewer guy's totally rotting leg and arm. The guy getting chewed on was spasming and foaming at the mouth and everyone just stared. Dude. This is the start of an infestation. Immediately some random lady (I think the chewed on guy's girlfriend) whacked the chewer zombie with her handbag and went, "EH WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM LAH" and the chewerzombie looked up and just went,
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAhhhh."
Fuck.
So I've just got home, screw the new nintendo ds lite I got, I quickly told my parents to lock the gate and we're bariccading the doors now and making sure we've got enough food to last for at least a couple of weeks - instant ramen is good - my dad's gone out to the supermarket to grab somemore stuff
and wtf the new just broadcasted about the zombie outbreak that's hitting the East (they infiltrated Changi Airport) and it's working its way to the other parts of singapore.
SINGAPOREAN ZOMBIES WTF LAH.
NO TIME TO UPDATE I NEED TO FORTIFY THE PLACE.
update later.