panic attack of the massive kind? not.

[spiderpig]

>__<

I HAVE FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING ABOUT CONTAINMENT!

Nic Kwok just called me to ask me about the 1942 Iran conflict and I was like "whuuuuuuuh?"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaH. I am forgottenhave forgotten my J1 work. nonononononononononono.

As well as my basic grammar. :\

In other news, I've learnt how to play I Will Survive (The Cake version)which coincidentally is the theme song for the moment, Wonderwall by Oasis and U2's One on the guitar. Come school reopens, we shall have a massive classroom jam session with our two acoustic guitars. Maybe 'slike Desmond and I will bring our amps and electrics and go mad one day. :D

Okay.

So studying takes on a new form of competition and STRESS in Singapore. :\ As of now, the most popular question is, "Have you studied?"

Any self-respecting student would have at least touched their notes for a second or two, so whenever you hear someone go: "No I haven't."

You know they're lying. With their pants on.

And half the time you hear people like me hahahaha moan and groan about how they're going to fail - they're not. They're just going to do badly enough.

The other half really do fail - because while they studied, one or two seconds out of the gajillion hours you get those stereotypical top students doing, doesn't really cut it.

While this isn't the dog-eat-dog world yet, it's more like a Penguin eating Puffins, if you know what I'm getting at.

EDIT:
Kyaaa. This is extremely cute.

At first (and still!) I was oh so petrified
I didn't think that I could leave without you by my side
I spent oh so many nights and with that cuppa coffee
And now you're not there,
You're not there to follow me!

I will survive! I will survive!
I will kick History's ass and behind!
Keyne shall grovel in despair
I shall pull at Atwood's hair
And I will survive! I will suuuuuuuuurvive~~~.

EDIT:
Wowsa. I'm sitting here at my desk reading my essays (history test scripts, literature assignments, the works) and I'm going "shit, I wrote that?!"

I don't mean to sound - I don't know, ostentatious - but sometimes I think I'm posessed by some other being whenever I hold the pen. I can't even imagine or remember myself doing some of these test scripts. It's like... really

THE EXORCISM CANNOT TAKE PLACE YOU HEAR ME.