a letter to be opened in the event of my death

[spiderpig]

Oh thank you very much.

I wasn't just dissed yesterday but today too. Well fuck to you too, Smithers.

Times like this makes me wish that I wasn't born. So I wouldn't have to put myself through all this crap. Note, it's not outside factors that fuck the hell out of me. It's all internal problems. I've inherited a body of systemic weaknesses.

Okay. Done being emo.

I shall start making a will now. Please tell me what you guys want.

But no. No one touches my blanket.