I'm That Girl

[spiderpig]

I'm the girl who gacked this from popagandhi.com.

I'm the girl who sleeps more than cat does. I'm also the girl who fell asleep on you so many years ago when we were still innocent. I'm the girl who regretted never kissing you and I'm the girl who could never really quite forget you.

I'm the girl who kicked your pregnant stomach and then proclaimed to my parents that I wanted to go home now. I'm the girl who can't live without her handphone my 7250, now 6680.

I'm the girl who loves you now. I'm that girl who waits for your messages that never come, since they disappear into the ether. Who laughs at whatever you say or do.

I'm the girl who stole the cookie you wanted. Which, by the way tasted delicious. I'm the girl who prances around the school with my too-pale Indian friend and dance around pillars.

I'm the girl who tore up your heart and your ego. I'm terribly sorry for it and maybe you still have that inflatable bag I gave to you.

I'm the girl who sent 7 volumes of Chobits to you and delighted in your JOY AND VIGOUR over it. I'm the girl who doesn't visit your forums as much as I should and procrastinates whatever fanart I owe you.

I'm the girl who's a closet rebel. I'm the girl who teachers love because they don't realize how hate-able I am, with all my snide remarks and unfinished tutorials.

I'm the girl who stole your money every day of one year.

I'm the girl who's in love. With her saxophone, the large and buff baritone. The girl who freaked out when it came crashing to the floor; the girl who repeatedly brings it home despite everyone telling her not to.

I'm the girl who you comforted when I cried 'til I hyperventilated this time last year. You guys actually physically surrounded me and suffocated the sobs out of me. With Fisherman's Friend.

I'm the girl you hear singing off key. Yet I still love to sing all my pseudo-emo punk songs at the top of my voice and simultaneously terrorizing the world's ear-drums.

I'm the girl who you see and hear apologizing profusely to everyone even though it's not my fault.

I'm the girl who writes a dozen of unsent letters to you.

I am the girl who stamped the wall under your desk with leopard and elephant chops. You gave me a big spanking after that. Those stamps remained there for another 10 years when we painted it over with white paint.

I'm the girl whose arm got nearly twisted off when you grabbed it during your BCG-jab. The fucking scream you did still rings in my head, and the bowels of our elementary school.

I'm the girl that has a thumb for sewing. SNSB dolls, frogs, towels, weaving has all marked the second half of this short life.

I'm the girl that cooks up a mean meal of curry and pasta. I'm also the girl that forgot to bring home the curry from the pool party.

I'm the girl who writes meaningless poems that come from her meaningful heart. I graduated from short stories to Blake and Frost.

I'm the girl that has hair everyone loves. And everyone abuses it! Now it's all falling off and I'm going to be the girl who's bald. So touch away!

I am the girl who bought you a pair of soccer boots with her first paycheck. Now it's too spoilt to send for repair. I'm also the one who's going to buy your guitar for you.

I am the girl who finds expressing herself so hard that I have to resort to gifts, letter, materialistic things. It's a habit I can't change, but I'm sure everyone out there is benefitting from it.

I'm the girl who hacked into your email account and then sent an email to your other account apologizing.

I'm the girl that loves the music you pimp. I download shamelessly from your site. Okay, not totally shamelessly.

I'm the girl who you think is funky and cool. I'm the girl you go to for squealy eyecandy talk.

I'm the girl that yelled at you for bullying my brother at the park. I'm also the girl who cunningly stole the Pokemon cards you stole from my brother.

I'm the girl you bluetooth videos and photos to. I'm also the girl who thinks the cookies your mum bakes are delicious.

I'm the girl you lost and met again after 9 long years. We're enjoying every minute with all our lame jokes and laughter.

I'm the girl that wrote a school journal entry about being raped and got you freaked out. You called my mum and proceeded to freak out on her too. I'm so sorry for increasing your blood pressure so much.

I'm the girl you believed in.

I'm the girl who watches from afar.

I am the girl you take lots of neoprints with, the ones with the lion-headed girl and the one with me pretending to grab all of your boobs.

I'm the girl who juxtaposed a jester on AIM a long time ago. I haven't talked to you for ages. You're never online, where have you gone?

I'm the girl you taught, at the age of three, how to MS-DOS and play Richard Scary's CDs. I'm also the girl you caned and made me stand on a tile. Did you forget the times where we would shout at each other until we were hoarse, and then you chased me out of the house?

I'm the girl that put a pair of scissor by your bed because I was a fucked up kid. I sure scared you. And myself.

I'm the girl you played Barbie dolls with every afternoon at each other's houses. I'm the girl who threw birthday parties and invited you to every single one of them in the past. I'm also the girl who got caught inbetween when you and you didn't want me to 'friend' the other.

I'm the girl who didn't listen to you and ate 3 bowls of your delicious pasta everyday. Now I am the girl who's overweight.

I'm the girl who thought that I was the best. Then The Rest of The World came along and crushed my dreams and pride. I'm the girl who's picking up the pieces now, one at a time. The glue still shows though.

I'm the girl who falls for the wrong people and the wrong time. I have never learnt from my mistake and never will. I'm the girl who wants to give something back to the world.

I am the girl that owes many people lunches and dinners because of bets, prize money, or otherwise. I'm the girl who is perpetually broke.

I'm the girl who offers rides home to Serangooners and Bishaners.

I am the girl who made fish lanterns from 9pm to 4am in the morning. Resulting in a 30hour CIP record that you wish I didn't have.

I'm the girl that loves History and the way you teach it. "SINGAPORE IS A PLURAL SOCIETY" you say, and proceed on your NE journey to educate us, the majority, that make racist jokes.

I'm the girl you come to talk to about Heroes III, Macs, overclocking (not) and Japan.

I'm the girl you should receive more messages from but haven't. I should start doing so, since you're the one who helped me 'do well' for HCL.

I'm the girl who has your genes but is a dismal failure at chemical bonding and elasticities.

I'm the girl who never looks like you, yet looks like you.

I'm the girl who looks like you.

I am the girl that watches anime and buy manga on a liberal basis. However exams have deterred me otherwise.

I am the girl who is an introverted extrovert. Or an extroverted introvert. I feel horrible in crowds, but I love company. I love talking and I love keeping silent.

I'm the girl who eats like there's no tomorrow and no today.

I'm the girl that admires people who write well, yet get extremely competitive and insane about it.

I'm the girl who wants to hold you.

I'm the girl that gets high on coffee and booze. I'm also the girl who shocked veteren alcoholics by downing 6 glasses of Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlot in one go and not get up with a hangover the next morning.

I'm the girl that uses Wikipedia as her bible. I'm the girl who collects pencil cases and wallets.

I'm the girl you wish was more like a girl. You've repeatedly told me to act more like a proper sister and not ask for leather wallets and borrow your clothes.

I'm the girl who has a nasty habit of picking her nose.

I'm the girl who likes to watch things zoom past the window of the bus/MRT/car.

I'm the girl that brings a camera, phone or digital, everywhere she goes. I'm the one who pretends that I'm a good photographer.

I'm the girl who suggested giving Irish beer to you when plans to buy a bowtie fell through. I'm also the girl who stays up til 3am doing essays she could have done earlier.

I'm the girl that walks on the sides of roads, backwards while everyone else walks on the sidewalks.

I'm the girl you pack scores with and complain to with. We still have half the library to catalogue and it's not finishing anytime soon.

I'm the girl who means everything she says.

I'm that girl. Who are you?

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[(Anonymous)]

I'm that girl who's a boy