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spiderpigI've been a sheep most of my life.
(I AM FUCKING ASSED HUNGRY AND THERE'S NO FOOD AROUND THE HOUSE.)
Ahem. Yes, I've been a bleating sheep for a good deal of this short life and it has affected me adversely. Always agreeing with people and following them in their decisions is a stupid thing to do kids. Don't do that. We've all got one mind for a reason. If we were meant to think in a group all the time, God would've made one huge-ass brain and stuck our bodies beneath it. Tadaa!
This is why, whenever my opinion is asked, I always give some fucking half-assed answer that's of no use. Like "What do you think of the weather today?" Me:"...Whatever you think." Or something like that. I feel so brainless whenever I speak like that, but yet I can't help it? It's all computed into me and I need a l33t h4xxor to get it out of my system so I can be a bad Chinese woman and be ASSERTIVE and use my BRAIN. Right now, I'm using it but I still give lame answers? At least that's what I think.
...I have some thing with asses? I keep on using that stupid word! >O
So in short, do you want to be my l33t h4xxor? <3
EDIT: My new Naruto shirt makes my ass look big? Namely Hidden Grass? WHY!??! I mean, size L is such a lovely comfortable size but now because of Hidden Grass' speacial ability of magnifying my ass, I think I should have gotten a M?
But I'm overweight and I shouldn't be wearing a M!!!!
EDIT 2:
Post anything that you want (in comments), and post it anonymously. A story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love -- anything. Be sure to post anonymously and honestly. Post twice if you'd like. Then, put this in your LJ to see what your friends (and perhaps others who you don't even realize read your LJ) have to say.
Do this. X_X
(I AM FUCKING ASSED HUNGRY AND THERE'S NO FOOD AROUND THE HOUSE.)
Ahem. Yes, I've been a bleating sheep for a good deal of this short life and it has affected me adversely. Always agreeing with people and following them in their decisions is a stupid thing to do kids. Don't do that. We've all got one mind for a reason. If we were meant to think in a group all the time, God would've made one huge-ass brain and stuck our bodies beneath it. Tadaa!
This is why, whenever my opinion is asked, I always give some fucking half-assed answer that's of no use. Like "What do you think of the weather today?" Me:"...Whatever you think." Or something like that. I feel so brainless whenever I speak like that, but yet I can't help it? It's all computed into me and I need a l33t h4xxor to get it out of my system so I can be a bad Chinese woman and be ASSERTIVE and use my BRAIN. Right now, I'm using it but I still give lame answers? At least that's what I think.
...I have some thing with asses? I keep on using that stupid word! >O
So in short, do you want to be my l33t h4xxor? <3
EDIT: My new Naruto shirt makes my ass look big? Namely Hidden Grass? WHY!??! I mean, size L is such a lovely comfortable size but now because of Hidden Grass' speacial ability of magnifying my ass, I think I should have gotten a M?
EDIT 2:
Post anything that you want (in comments), and post it anonymously. A story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love -- anything. Be sure to post anonymously and honestly. Post twice if you'd like. Then, put this in your LJ to see what your friends (and perhaps others who you don't even realize read your LJ) have to say.
Do this. X_X
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Date: 2005-02-20 10:22 am (UTC)-
I once planned to go to Japan to commit suicide if I ever really felt like not living, but it fell through because I didn't know how to do the actual dying, and besides I had no idea if airports allowed minors to purchase tickets last min.